my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out
so i called him and
IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG
(via paging-doctorfaggot)
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- me: ur sitting in my seat
- kid: i don't see ur name on it
- me: it will be written in your blood if you don't get the fuck up
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So my boyfriend is reading Les Miserables and every time he comes across a passage in the book that reminds him of me, he sends it. So far I’ve gotten:
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i wish i had an extremely attractive guy friend that every single girl liked and he secretly had a crush on me and i secretly had a crush on him and then we get in argument and he kisses me
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